dndogs:

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

you know what? 2019 mood

borhap-babies:

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

the actual real life piping hot truth tea sis

uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

gothhabiba:

“I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry” is such a funny line because it’s like. so you admit that you HAVE thought about it? madam? madam.